Category - masturbation
if you really cant bring yourself to say masturbation, youll be thrilled to know there are dozens of bizarre and funny euphemisms at your disposal. Female masturbation is great, but calling it female masturbation? Not always as fun. While there are many fun and common euphemisms for male masturbation, women are often left empty-handed (so to speak). Maybe if we gave women more names for dialing their rotary phones, wed be more inclined to talk about female masturbation in general. ) i cant promise that none of these have been used before, but i did try to avoid the most obviouscommon. Net 6 amazing facts about female masturbation as we close out national masturbation month. i made a list of 40 new euphemisms for female masturbation. ) i cant promise that none of these have been used before, but i did try to avoid the most obviouscommon phrases. Warning some of these make absolutely no sense, but they all amuse me. Often, terms for male masturbation can be used as nominitive derision - hes a jack off or what a pud puller. Or, in the imperative form, male masturbation euphamisms can serve as a dismissal go stroke. One wouldnt necessarily think to call a woman a pearl polisher or to tell her, go feed your meter.